posted this from the-spiral.
Wow what a fucking day, easily the best day of my life. I don't even know where to begin or talk about what's already been covered. I went to the show with my girlfriend, who Sweeny kept flirting with. That was really funny and Sweeny's a very funny guy. I saved the rolled up piece of tape he threw at me. Anyway everyone on the spiral that I talked to at the show eere very fucking cool. You people are very cool hehe. I didn't get everyones names but I know I talked fellow OnA fan and ETS/spiral member UninTY, and while in the pit I met redhead, requiem4something, and became good buddies with Puffy(Bobbie) and her man Bill.
Soundcheck was fucking great. While we're all sitting there (150-200 people) we kept seeing Porkchop and screaming his name out. Eventually he came over to talk to us and sign some things, very cool guy. They set up the stage and the members just casually came on and started fiddling with their insturments. Aaron was playing Help Me I'm In Hell for a bit!! Ahhh to hear that and Happiness in Slavery at a concert, only one could wish that would happen. Anyways they kick into Even Deeper and we were escorted to the pit. I got rail right in front of Aaron, and took the whole time checking out the lighting system and watching Alex being coached by some guy about drumming on songs. He nailed Even Deeper and Dead Souls, the 2 songs they were practicing. Man I didn't realize just how fucking hard he was hitting the drums during Dead Souls. Trent kept coming by those 2 songs to check on Alex and nod his head with approval. I bet they finally bring those 2 songs into the playlist very soon.
The Meet and Greet wasn't supposed to happen, but it did. At one point Trent was standing in front of me on the other line and I was looking thinking "wow that's Trent right there in front of me, hey look at those pants he's wearing" and then I caught myself staring at his ass. So then before anyone realized it I said out loud "hey Trents right there" to which my g/f said "yea look at the ass he has on him" me: "yea I'll admit it, I was staring at his ass too, was trying to cover it up". It was really funny and exciting to see UninTY vindicate himself when talking to Trent again. He was so happy afterwards that he needed a seat. Dude I'll send you a picture of you that Corinne took when I get the chance.
I can't remember for the life of me what I said to Alex. Maybe I didn't even say anything to him other than hi or thanks.
I asked Jeordie "What's it like playing for a band you once idolized?" to which he responded "I never idolized them, they were just there and, well I know play for them. It's pretty cool." and moved on.
Alessandro was next and when talking to him about fighting Aaron I said "Man you have to defend yourself against Aaron, attack him more" "I try, the other night I threw my keyboard at him, but he just caught it and threw it into the crowd <defeated shrug>" I thought that was pretty funny. He has an accent too, which I totally forgot he had.
Aaron was next and what a friggan goofball he is. He was talking to everyone, going out of line to sign things and finally got to me and asked me what my name is. I told him BJ, and he said PJ? No BJ, as in Bill. "ahhh like blowjob. Your name's blowjob." So he started making fun of me about that. I asked him about the chicken suit and he said that it was fun but it was really hot in there. He wanted to keep things interesting and he's looking to do something like that again in the future. Then when he was looking to sign his name he said he didn't want to sign by my nipples because he's frightened by nipples. Funny ass guy. I thanked him and he moved along.
Then finally Trent came. He shook my hand and we chatted for a bit. here's how the 1st question went "if you were a club sandwitch, what kind of sandwitch would you be" and Trent said "you just answered yourself" "what?" "you said club sandwitch" " ohh, so if you were a sandwitch what kind would you be" "club". Damn I'm smooth... I showed him where I wanted him to sign my shirt and he said
T:"ohh right in between the teets."
Me:"Aaron was too scared to write anywhere near there, he was afraid of my nipples"
T: "That's because he's gay"
Me: "Yea I bet he misses Jerome a lot."
T: "Yea well you know about that situation and what's going on..."
Wonder if he wanted to say more about it but couldn't/didn't want to. OOOOOOo I also later asked him about the infamous goatse picture.
me: "hey Trent 1 quick question. The goatse pic, real or fake?"
T: "It's probably real. You know I was really wasted at the time, so I don't even remember."
So goes on the saga of the infamous goatse pic. OOOOOO if there's another M&G on Sunday I'll try to get Trent to sign that picture!
The show was fucking amazing. Was up front and slightly off center. Best fucking show of my fucking life. This blew away the 2nd Hammerstein show I went to. I am so happy they played SICNH and I finally got to see Reptile live. Those are 2 of my favorite songs ever. RWIB actually made me cry a bit. I also ended up with one of Trents guitar picks. Best fucking day ever in my life, it was totally surreal.
Oh yea lots of people were coming up to me after the show asking about the shirt, I found out that they're all spiral members that had NO CLUE at all about the soundcheck and meet and greet. So I told them to read the boards and what to do the day of the concert. Can't wait to see some of you Sunday!
